Tuesday, January 1, 2019

Top Everything of 2018

Welp, we've done it folks.  We've somehow made it another year.  I hope all of you had a good one, or at least a bearable one, and that 2019 is better for everyone. 

However hard 2018 may have been for each of us, there's always cool shit from even the roughest of years.  Many websites are now reflecting back on their favorite movies, or MMA fights, or scientific discoveries from last year.  A lot of those lists are gonna be worth checking out.  As for me, though, I find a lot of things cool and interesting.  It'd be impossible to choose just one topic, or even set of topics.  So, as usual, here are my top picks for everything from 2018. Enjoy!

MOVIE: Sorry to Bother You

I really don't wanna say too much here.  Just mentioning some of the themes and ideas present in this movie in detail might be giving away too much, even if I'm not specifically spoiling any plot points.  I'll just say this: this is one of the most creative, thoughtful, daring, sharp, unique films I've ever seen.  It flies off the rails a bit sometimes, but ultimately it's an incredible dark comedy that brilliantly takes on ideas of class and race in a way that'll make you wonder (in a good way) how this film ever got green-lit by any studio in the first place.

(Note: usually I specifically choose a favorite comedy in addition to a favorite overall movie, but since I chose a dark comedy as my overall fave, I'll be skipping out on designating a favorite comedy this year.)

ANIMATED MOVIE: Spider-man Into the Spider-verse

Spider-man: Into the Spider-verse follows Miles Morales, a young teenager who actually represents the diversity of New York City. One of the most noteworthy things about this movie is, despite how many characters and plot threads it balances- supporting characters, alternate versions of Spider-man, a convoluted story about merging realities are all part of this movie's juggling act- it still manages to keep Miles at the center.  Ultimately, this is his story about finding himself and rising to the occasion to save the world (or worlds, in this particular case).

That's a pretty standard character journey for a movie, of course, but as with most good stories, it's the execution that makes it truly special.  The first few minutes immediately give us a good sense of who Miles is: a social, likeable kid in the middle of a big time of change in his life.  He has a police officer as a father who wants to connect with him but has trouble doing so.  He looks up to his Uncle Aaron, who lives a life more on the margins but is more encouraging and less judgmental of Miles than his father.  He's also just plain cooler.

It's hard to go much further into what happens without giving too much away, but let's just say that there are many different versions of Spiderman, and these different versions come with different warnings for what Miles can expect.  Some have their lives far more figured out than others.  Miles spends the movie trying to figure out what kind of Spiderman, and what kind of person, he will be in the face of such a steep learning curve and serious threat.

The movie has an incredible balance of comedy and serious drama.  There's a certain gag involving the Noir Spiderman and a match that had me laughing to the point of tears, while other times I felt myself on the verge of tears due to surprisingly well-executed emotional moments.  Among those moments is perhaps the best Stan Lee cameo of all Marvel movies.  Though there are a couple times I feel the movie leaned a bit too much toward being a fun comic book movie at the expense of serious drama, overall the film makers reaches a great equilibrium between the two.

It's hard to say whether Black Panther, Avengers: Infinity War, or this movie was my favorite superhero movie of the year.  Each had their own strengths and weaknesses.  What I can say, though, is that this is the superhero character journey I cared about most this year, and I can't wait to see more of Miles Morales.

ACTOR: Michael B Jordan

For the first time since starting my "top everything" write-ups back in 2014, I've finally repeated a choice.  Michael B Jordan was my pick for my 2015 actor of the year, and here he is again.  I can only imagine he is reading this blogpost on a private jet somewhere, weeping tears of joy for the honor of being chosen twice on a small blog that will be read by no more than a couple hundred people.  Ahem.

In all seriousness, though, Jordan is exceptional actor and his two performances I've seen this year, both as protagonist (Creed II) and antagonist (Black Panther), show his abilities as an actor.  In the sequel to the incredible first Creed (which has only gotten better with age in my mind, and may now be my favorite movie of 2015 despite it not being my pick for that year's "top everything" post), this new entry finds Adonis Creed trying to rise to the challenge of fighting the son of the man who killed his father in Rocky IV.

There's a lot I could say about this movie, but to stay on the topic of Michael B Jordan's performance, what really blows me away is that I absolutely bought Adonis Creed's fear and inner conflict.  This is despite the fact that Rocky IV is so full of corn that it receives subsidies from the federal government.  The fact that Jordan is able to sell the drama from that movie as a genuine thing to be taken seriously is absolutely incredible.  While the movie suffers from a weaker script and lack of Ryan Coogler's more focused direction when compared to the first, Jordan absolutely makes the most of his role and (along with the supporting actors) helps elevate this movie beyond its so-so writing and directing.

Jordan's performance in Black Panther is similar in some ways, but different in others.  In both roles Jordan has clearly understandable, sympathetic motivations that he sells to us with utter sincerity.  In Black Panther, however, he is arguably more sympathetic.  His motivation isn't just personal, but ideological.  His belief that arming black people around the world to foment revolution is hard to argue with morally, even if it makes little sense in practical terms.  In the end he comes up short, but the fact that he forces T'Challa to actually reckon with Wakanda's isolation from the rest of the world means that his character did have an impact after all.

And, of course, there's the way Jordan delivers some of the most powerful last words in movie history.

ACTRESS: Tessa Thompson

Can we get Tessa Thompson a friggin' starring role in a major Hollywood picture already?

This year I've seen Thompson as wife/mother in Creed II, as a romantic partner to the main character in Sorry to Bother, and as a side character in Annihilation.  Together, these roles show her range as an actress: Creed has her reprise her role as a supportive significant other (and now parent) who nonetheless has her own dreams; Sorry to Bother You shows her as a fiery idealist who believes in her art but also struggles with its ability to effect change; Annihilation casts her as a quiet, solitary scientist with an odd tranquility about her.

In each role she does a great job with the material provided to her, and indeed, helps make each movie better.  Yet other than Sorry to Bother You, these roles are not given much prominence in the story.  She is technically the third or fourth most important character in Creed II, depending on how you rank the supporting characters, but she isn't given nearly as much of her own identity or agency as in Creed.  In Annihilation her character isn't based on her relationship to a man the way it is in the other two, but she is only of moderate importance among the team of female scientists in the movie.

Again, all of these movies are great, and none are individually guilty of anything bad.  But it's a shame that the industry as a whole doesn't often give excellent women of color like Tessa Thompson leading roles.  Thompson turned in some incredible performance in 2018.  Hopefully she gets the recognition she deserves and is given starring roles in huge Hollywood movies sooner than later.  I mean, who wouldn't love a spinoff Valkyrie movie for the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

TV SHOW: The Good Place

I usually don't mention TV shows on here because I don't watch much TV.  Not because I consider myself "above" TV (anyone who thinks that way needs to get over themselves), but because I get a weird sort of anxiety when it comes to committing to a show that has multiple seasons.  But holy moly, y'all, The Good Place is incredible, and everyone needs to see it.

The show takes place in a fictional afterlife.  Its protagonist is Eleanor Shellstrop, a selfish, rude, yet somehow likeable person who accidentally ends up in this neighborhood of "the Good Place" because she died at the exact same time and place as a much more saintly woman with the same name.  The shows follows as she tries to conceal her identity while also trying to become a better person with the help of her (or, rather, other Eleanor's) Good Place-appointed soulmate Chidi Anagonye, a philosophy professor with a specialty in ethics.  The cast is rounded out with a lot of talented up and coming actors, as well as Ted Danson as the angel in charge of this Good Place neighborhood.

There are two particular things that stand out about this show.  The first is that it muses on different philosophical concepts and problems in a truly special way: it fully delves into these ideas with the knowledge of an expert, but frames them in such easy to understand and funny ways that the show never gets boring or preachy.  The Good Place does for philosophy what someone like a Carl Sagan does for science, but with the added bonus of top-notch comedy.  It vividly shows that creator Michael Schur did extensive amounts of reading to prepare for the show, and his ability to make it hilarious and interesting really speaks to the talents of him and his writer's room.

The other thing The Good Place does incredibly well is avoid wheel-spinning. Film Crit Hulk has an in-depth explanation here, but the quick definition of wheel-spinning is what happens when a TV show stays mired in the same conflict/plot set up without ever going anywhere new or interesting.  Normally it's not something you think about when it comes to a sitcom.  Most sitcoms remain stationed in the same situation, minus an occasional major event like an old character leaving or a new one entering.  The Good Place, though, shows us that even a sitcom can benefit from constantly moving things forward.  I won't spoil anything, but let's just say that the first season doesn't end with the characters in the same situation they are at the beginning.  Hell, even halfway through the season the show's set up isn't the same.  That becomes only more true with the second and third seasons, the latter of which started this year.

Overall, this show is an excellent comedy with smart but accessible ideas, great wit, incredible pacing, and quality characterization.  For most things on here I say something like "if you like ___, then you should definitely check out ___!"  In this case, though, this is a show that anyone can enjoy; everyone should definitely check it out. 

MMA PROSPECT: Renato Moicano

This one is admittedly an odd choice.  Renato Moicano is, after all, ranked #4 in the UFC's featherweight division, he was scheduled as a backup fighter in case either Max Holloway or Brian Ortega had to pull out at UFC 231, and he's currently scheduled to fight Jose Aldo in early 2019.  He's less of a prospect and more of a top contender.

The reason I chose Moicano for this spot, though, is because despite his immense skill, he's not talked about nearly as much as he should be outside of hardcore MMA circles.  Because both Holloway and Ortega are young and immensely talented, it seems that there isn't room for another "immensely talented young featherweight" hype-train.  Add in the fact that Zabit Magomedsharipov is much flashier than Moicano and we have yet another name in that category that overshadows him.

It's a shame, because Moicano has a lot of striking fundamentals down to a tee.  His footwork in particular is excellent.  He does an incredible job with his lateral (that is, side to side) movement and always retreats in different directions, preventing his opponents from following him or cutting him off as he tries to escape.  I was surprised to find out jiujitsu is his specialty, because he moves precisely the way an MMA striker should.

He also has the best jab in the featherweight division, which is really saying something in a division that has fighters like Jose Aldo.  Offense-wise, his jab is the foundation for his entire game.  This is supposed to be the case for all fighters, and indeed it is to various degrees for most of them, but Moicano really takes extra care to always keep his opponent at the end of his jab, and only fires off follow-up attacks whenever that jab creates the opening.  Sometimes it leads to him chipping away at his opponent and gradually breaking them down with increasingly elaborate combos, like against Calvin Kattar.  Other times it helps him drop his opponent, like against Cub Swanson, where he was then able to bust out his jiujitsu and finish with a rear naked choke.

I also love that he occasionally goes for the takedown when his opponent least expects it.  This is something Alexander Gustafsson and a few other fighters who are primarily strikers do as well: use the threat of your strikes to land a takedown that the opponent doesn't expect.  We've seen it done countless times the other way around, where wrestlers land shots they would've never landed in a pure striking match because they know how to use the threat of the takedown to set up their shots.  It's nice to see strikers catching on to the fact that they can use the same principle in reverse.

MMA FIGHTER I'D LIKE TO SEE BOUNCE BACK:
Korean Zombie

Korean Zombie, real name Chan Sung Jung, is a hell of an entertaining fighter.  He earned his nickname early in his career for his ability to move forward no matter how much punishment he took as both a kickboxer and MMA fighter.  His reckless, entertaining, effective striking is also backed up by an entertaining, fast-paced grappling style that even the most casual of fans can appreciate.  Throughout his career he has earned fight of the night, submission of the night, or knockout of the night bonuses for every single UFC fight of his except for one.

Earlier in his career he was regarded as an entertaining mid-level fighter who could always please a crowd, but would never fight for a belt.  After beating Leonard Garcia with a 10th Planet submission called "the twister" that Jung said he learned by watching Eddie Bravo videos on Youtube, though, he went on to beat Mark Hominick, who had just challenged for the title himself, and Dustin Porier, who today is ranked #3 in the ultra-stacked lightweight division.  He was no longer just a fun fighter, but a serious contender.

He fought featherweight champion Jose Aldo in a decent but not great fight, thanks in part to Jung dislocating his shoulder early in the fight after an overhand right gone wrong.  This was the only fight he never won a performance bonus for.  Afterward he left the UFC to complete his two mandated years of service for the Korean military.  Many wondered if he would be the same upon his return.

He came back against Dennis Burmudez with a knockout that won him yet another performance bonus, quelling fears among many (including myself) that he would have serious ring rust.  He then faced a knee injury that kept him out of action until he fought Yair Rodriguez back in November of this year.  He actually looked great against Yair, having improved some of the technical aspects of his striking game, particular in using feints to draw strikes from his opponent that he could then counter, but he lost at the literal last second of the fight by an incredible upward elbow delivered by Yair.

Despite all this, Korean Zombie is only 31.  On top of that, while his two years in the Korean military means he has an experience gap compared to other fighters, it also means his body didn't take severe damage during that time, either.  Hopefully Jung can bounce back from his loss to Yair and return with the same entertaining zombie charm we all know and love.

MALE MMA FIGHTER: Daniel Cormier

The funny thing about this spot is that I had it between two fighters: Cormier and his training partner Khabib Nurmagomedov.  Pretty impressive for American Kickboxing Academy to produce two champions this year with such striking (pun totally intended [I know, I know, they're grappling specialists]) success.  After winning would could be debatably be called a sham title against Al Iaquinta, Khabib earned the championship unambiguously against Conor McGregor, the most popular MMA fighter of all time.  Khabib definitely had a great 2018.

But to defend one title, earn another title, and defend that new title all in the same year?

And these were not easy fights, either.  Volkan Oezdemir was, at the time, unquestionable the best light heavyweight outside of the Jones/Cormier/Gustafsson triangle.  His striking for MMA is excellent, and he's adapted grappling at a pretty impressive pace for a striker.  Cormier's next victory against Stipe was even more impressive.  Stipe, after all, is the UFC heavyweight champion with the most ever title defenses, and is right up there with Cain Velasquez in how well-rounded his game is.  Those victories alone would be enough to put him in contention for fighter of the year, but beating someone as dangerous as Derek "My Balls Was Hot" Lewis is the cherry on top that cemented this choice.

Going forward, I'd love to see rematches with Jones, whom I believe he has the tools to beat, and actually looked better in their second fighter until he got knocked out than in their first, and Stipe, who really should get a rematch considering his accomplishments vs other people who have received immediate rematches.  If he could beat both of them, he would unquestionably enter the argument for greatest of all time.  Hell, even if he beat one of them, he'd become part of the conversation.  But, whatever happens, 2018 is the year that he cemented a legacy that very few other fighters in the sport will ever accomplish.

FEMALE MMA FIGHTER: Amanda Nunes

Yesterday I was lucky enough to attend UFC 232, the first UFC event I've ever been to in person.  I went into the Nunes-Cyborg fight with a bit of a somber mood about me because one of my all-time favorite fighters, Carlos Condit, lost his fifth fight in a row.  Yet was I was excited to see this fight; I'm a fan of both women for their styles, who despite their differences can be summed up as vicious but technical brawlers.  I decided to cheer for Nunes because I like rooting for the underdog, but like everyone else, I gave her very little chance of actually getting the W.

The moment the fight began both women charged forward.  They went at each other with all that they had, and the atmosphere became so electric that I lost my normal eye for fight science and strategy.  What unfolded in front of the crowd was a wild, chaotic sort of art; an energy enveloped the crowd that everyone felt.  The two women went back and forth, each wobbling the other, until finally the Lioness got the upperhand.  She stalked Cyborg around the cage just as her name suggests, and ultimately overwhelmed her until she couldn't take any more.

This win cements Nunes as the first ever female two-division champion.  She is also both the first ever LGBTQ and Brazilian double champion.  She did so by beating the consensus best female fighter in the world, both in the absolute sense and pound-for-pound sense.  It's almost easier to find ways her win yesterday wasn't historic than to find ways it was.

The awe that fell across the crowd when Nunes won created an unusual mixture of loud, ecstatic cheering among some and quiet astonishment among everyone in the crowd.  Strangers high fived and hugged each other; adults with even the most reserved airs about them abandoned their normal demeanor to jump up and down; some were so awed they actually stood with their mouths agate, still trying to process what happened.  That moment alone, where everyone collectively recognized that, together, we had witnessed both history and an example of true greatness, made the price of admission worth it all by itself.

It's hard to say what comes next.  If she can defend the 135lbs belt again, she'll become another first: the first champion to actually defend both belts, rather than just getting a new belt and abandoning the old one.  If she can alternate between the two weight classes, she'll become the first to actually, truly earn the 'simultaneous double champion' moniker.  Even if that doesn't happen, though, I'm sure she'll continue displaying greatness inside the octagon, regardless of weight class.

FIGHT OF THE YEAR: Poirier vs Gaethje


Ultimately this category came down to this fight, Korean Zombie vs Yair Rodriguez, and Anthony Pettis vs Tony Ferguson.  Had Ferguson vs Pettis gone to a third round it probably would've won, as it had an incredible mixture of chaotic action, variety of attack, and fight science/strategy.  Korean Zombie vs Rodriguez, meanwhile, had the best variety of attack of all three fights and had almost five full rounds of great action.

With all that said, though, Poirier vs Gaethje was just too high-octane to ignore.  Gaethje fights like a man possessed; he presses forward without stopping and seems allergic to the thought of being boring.  Poirier, for his part, is always happy to oblige, and traded with Gaethje frequently.  It takes two to tango, as the saying goes, and Poirier didn't back down on his end to give fans a memorable fight.

Despite the chaos of this, though, it certainly didn't lack in fight science, either.  Poirier's footwork looked outstanding: he almost never went in on a straight line of attack, and he always exited on a different line than he came in on after almost every combination.  He also went to the body with his punches, something that is still woefully underrepresented at even the highest levels of MMA.  Mixed with the occasional kick and takedown attempt, he had a pretty well-rounded arsenal that he used effectively to turn the bout around and secure the win. 

Gaethje, for his part, has some of the leg kicks in the game and even mixed in a few elbows when he had Poirier along the fence.  Going forward, I'd love to see more elbows from him, as well as using is high level wrestling.  I respect wanting to brawl instead of grapple, but even just going for a takedown a couple times around means your opponent has more to worry about than just your hands and leg kicks.  If he got his opponents to worry more about his wrestling it could open up the chance to land even more strikes.

Hopefully Poirier gets a title eliminator bout after his impressive wins this year against Gaethje and Pettis.  The lightweight division is in a bit of a logjam after the post-UFC 229 debacle, and Tony Ferguson should be the next one fighting Khabib after the dust settles.  As for Gaethje, he's nowhere near done for, as we saw in his first round victory over James Vick.  Hopefully he can keep improving his craft while keeping his entertaining style.


SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY: Life on Enceladus?

Enceladus is Saturn's sixth largest moon.  It's also the best potential source of life in the solar system outside of Earth.

Back in 2015 it was discovered that Enceladus has a saltwater ocean beneath its icy surface.  Earlier this year, in a paper published in June, it was further revealed that complex organic molecules, which are basically the building blocks of life, are on Enceladus.  This now means the three things required for life as we know it: a source of energy (in this case, the moons volcanic core), liquid water, and complex organic molecules.

This doesn't actually mean there is life on Enceladus.  It does make it the most likely source in the solar system, however.  Considering how revolutionary it would be to many scientific fields to find life outside of Earth, hopefully we can find out more in the coming years.  The subsequent scientific discoveries would be astounding, especially with the fact that we'd learn a planet/moon doesn't need to be an ideal distance from the star it orbits if it's able to produce enough energy from it's volcanic core.  It would make the idea of the "goldilocks zone" irrelevant, or at least subject to drastic change.

It'd also probably lead to some pretty rad sci-fi, too.



SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT: Possible Alzheimer's Cure

Okay, so this one requires a quick explanation before delving into the actual discovery.  The full description for what the apoE4 gene is can be found here, and should be read by anyone with even a little bit of scientific literacy (seriously, I'm an idiot; if I can read this, you probably can, too).  The summary version, however, is that there is a gene called apoE4.  If you have one copy of the gene, you have a 47% chance of getting Alzheimer's.  If you have two copies, it raises to an alarming 91% chance that you'll get it.  If you don't have it at all, you only have a 20% of getting it.

Basically, apoE4 sucks for your brain.  The chart above lists some of its effects.  The decrease in neurogenesis is of particular importance, as that is the process by which your brain creates new brain cells.  By creating less new brain cells, in addition to all the other potential effects listed above, you're essentially working with both less brain cells and lower quality brain cells.  It also increases production of the amyloid beta protein, which can clump together and form plaques in the brain.

That takes us to this year's achievement.  In April of this year researchers in San Francisco took brain cells from people who had Alzheimer's and restructured their apoE4 genes so that they no longer had the same negative effects apoE4 genes usually have on the brain.  The result was a complete disappearance of the effects of Alzheimer's from those brain cells.

The researchers have been very clear that this doesn't mean they'll have a cure to Alzheimer's tomorrow.  There is a difference between doing this to isolated brain cells extracted from a human patient and actually doing this inside a patient's head, and they're still not sure how to do the latter.  It'll still take some time before they can run human trials.  Still, this is a promising breakthrough, and an awesome example of what can be done when brain power is put toward finding ways to help people.

BULLSHIT NEWS STORY: Gender Neutral Santa

One of the most popular things for hacky click-bait websites to do is find a thing that fits perfectly into the "look at what these whiny SJWs are demanding now!" narrative, which is always guaranteed to generate a bunch of hate clicks and boring "fuck sensitivity, these SJWs have gone too far!" posts in the comment sections of these of articles.  Pretty often these articles are either phrases in a disingenuous way to make the so-called SJWs sound less reasonable than they would fully in context, while in others they are based on very little evidence.

This story is a case of the latter.  It all stems from a logo company asking 400 people what could be done to update Santa, then using those suggestions to survey 4,000 people which of those choices they thought might work in modernizing him.  About 10% suggested having him be gender neutral might work, whereas about 19% said the same about having him be portrayed as a woman.

Now, I could go on to say that about 71% said he should still be a man, but that's besides the bigger point: this was people filling out a survey about what they think might be a good way to modernize him.  There are literally zero cases of people angrily protesting for a gender neutral Santa or calling people shit lords for not wanting him to be a woman.  Rather, it's a case of some bored people at home thinking to themselves "ahh, yeah, kids these days seem to like gender-neutral things.  I guess he can be gender-neutral or whatever" as they fill out the survey.

That's the problem with a lot of so-called "debates" around big issues.  Traffic-hungry website don't actually bring up the debates that people are gonna feel the most connection to, but rather the debates that are gonna get the most clicks.  Those two can overlap, of course, but other times shit like this happens, where a nonexistant "debate" is covered extensively to generate outrage clicks.  This is a particularly stark example, and therefore wins my Bullshit Story of the Year award.


ACTUAL NEWS STORY: Trump's Ever-Changing Cabinet


Last year we got to witness the beautiful mess of Trump's cabinet constantly shifting around.  Sketchy goofballs like Anthony Scaramucci, Steve Bannon, Sebastian Gorka, and Rance Priebus all resigned or got fired in 2017.  It was chaotic, like many new administrative cabinets trying to find their footing, but that was 2017.  At least in 2018 things settled down, right?

Hah.

The first resignation this year came from Carl Higbie, who resigned as the head of the Corporation for National and Community Service, which is in charge of AmeriCorps and SeniorCorps.  It came after comments he'd made over the last few years, with racist remarks of the 'black people are on welfare because of their "lax morality"' sort, as well as plain admitting he doesn't like Muslims and thinking people on welfare shouldn't vote.  Yikes.

Ever since then the resignations and firings have kept coming.  There have been too many to mention by name, but some of the biggest ones of 2018 have been Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley, Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Chief of Staff John Kelly, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke, Secretary of Defense James Mattis, and, perhaps most devastating of all thanks to his badass last name, National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster.  Double yikes.

And yes, this is pretty unprecedented.  This mixed with his increasingly aggressive tweets, paint a picture of an isolated Trump, who currently is unable to stabilize his administration.  Hopefully we can all hold on until the 2020 elections; I don't believe the Democratic Party leadership understands what it will take to beat him, but it seems that Trump himself may be too tired and isolated to want to run again in 2020.  Hopefully he withdraws from politics.  But, more important than that, hopefully we can get to fixing the root problems that led to his election in the first place.

MEME: Surprised Pikachu

Aw yisss.

VIDEO: Shut Up About Plot Holes

This video needed to be made.  As someone who loves movies, and loves watching video essays on Youtube to learn more and be challenged to think more critically about them, I often find myself sighing internally whenever I finish watching a thoughtful, interesting video only to see recommended videos featuring some grumpy doofus in their 20s or 30s obnoxiously nitpicking so-called plot holes to show everyone how much of an ~intellectual cinephile~ they are.  No thank you.

The first half of this video does an excellent job of pointing out that "plot holes" are a vague, arguably useless concept, and that many plot points accused of being "plot holes" are not even a problem or mistake.  This part I agree with entirely.  As I mentioned above, I can't help but roll my eyes whenever I see those sorts of videos pop up on Youtube in the recommended section.  Nitpicking surface level details does not make you a smart film critic.

He then goes on to say that people who make those kinds of videos are "watching movies wrong" for doing so, a take I don't agree with, nor his argument that logical inconsistencies don't matter at all.  I think it's fair to say that, if someone who is watching a movie in good faith (that is, going into a movie to enjoy it instead of trying to outsmart it) finds glaring contradictions in a movie's internal logic that are so apparent it'll take them out of the experience, that movie doesn't have good writing.

Beyond that, though, even if I think that someone going into a movie to nitpick it is silly, it's hard to call someone "wrong" if it's how they like to view art.

Still, even if I don't like those arguments, he got people online who like to talk about movies to evaluate how we talk and think about them.  People should be allowed to make and/or enjoy whatever types of videos they want.  But we should also try to reflect about what that all means for our understanding of movies, and this video created a lot of great discussions online about what exactly we can and should be doing with video essays.  Even if I don't agree with everything he said, it launched many, many worthwhile conversations, and that's pretty cool.

BOOK: "War on Peace" by Ronan Farrow

Ronan Farrow's "War on Peace" is an excellent book that traces back the increasing reliance on military solutions over diplomacy during the last couple decades. Interviewing an incredible array of diplomats for this book, including every living secretary of state and diplomats from other countries, this book is thoroughly researched, and it shows. Mixed with Farrow's own time in the state department, it's hard to imagine this book could've been any better informed.

It's also very readable. Farrow has an approachable prose that makes this book pretty accessible to anyone curious about the subject. You don't need to be steeped in foreign policy terminology or be intimately familiar with diplomatic history to pick this one up.

That said, that also brings me to a warning: read this book critically, because Farrow reveres the post-World War 2 diplomatic model so much that he is uncritical about its shortcomings. For instance, he lays out how the US during the Cold War helped escalate the war between the FARC and right wing government forces in Colombia, but calls it a success because it eventually ended in diplomacy. Our role in Latin America during the Cold War was anything but good, and certain conflicts ending in diplomacy doesn't justify the violently repressive dictatorships and subsequent human rights abuses we brought to the region.

So, read this book critically. In doing so, you'll learn an incredible amount about the state department and its recent history.  Co
nsidering how important diplomacy is, and how much it could help us right now, this is a book everyone should read.


PHOTO: Migrant Camps

Kids don't belong in fucking camps.

BADASS: Firefighters

Living in California, one of our most frequent problems is wildfires.  We go up in flames about as often as suburban dads say "let's rock and roll" after getting ready to leave a restaurant.  These fires becoming worse is just one of the many negative climate change will bring to our state specifically, but it's also one of the biggest.  And firefighters are really all we have standing in the way between us and everything burning down to the ground.

In today's modern society, we don't have many heroes.  This is, from my perspective, due to both good and bad reasons.  On one hand, we have immense amounts of information at our disposal and incredible chances for transparency compared to any other time in human history.  It's not nearly as easy to bullshit the public into believing in heroes as it used to be, and indeed, we have also uncovered the dark side of many individuals and groups of people once thought to be heroic.  On the other hand, this has also made us pretty cynical and irreverent.  How many people, or types of people, do we consider heroes in the modern day?

Ultimately I think it's good to be skeptical of assigning the label of "hero" too freely.  However, we should really include firefighters in that group.  They risk their lives day in and day out to protect everyone, and unlike cops, they manage to do so without murdering unarmed black people.  They do this everyday despite the fact that they face rough working conditions, severe health complications (who knew irregular sleep and inhaling smoke would be bad for you?), and, in certain areas, low pay.

And that's not even getting to the fact that so many firefighters in California and elsewhere are incarcerated people, who will be unable to find employment as firefighters once they leave prison.

Firefighters sacrifice so much for so little, and yet don't receive the same level of adoration that, say, members of military or law enforcement do.  That's a damn shame.  So here's a shout out to the firefighters out there working to keep us safe (and, again, not shooting unarmed black people).  If you wanna donate to help them during the holiday season, or whenever you happen to be reading this, here's a link to the California Fire Foundation.

Saturday, October 6, 2018

My Five Favorite Moves of Tony Ferguson


Tony Ferguson is my favorite lightweight fighter in the UFC right now, possibly ever, and one of my favorite fighters of any weight class.  At face value this probably sounds weird, considering I'm very much a fan of technical fighters who use crisp, reliable technique.  Though that describes Ferguson's jiujitsu to an extent, his striking is neither crisp nor reliable in the tradition senseHe leaves his chin up, leans forward with his punches, and doesn't hide his kicks behind punches the way you're supposed to at the highest level.

And yet he has found success at the highest levels, even against Edson Barboza, among the best pure strikers at lightweight, and Rafael Dos Anjos, one of the most well-rounded.  So what gives?

Ferguson has many noteworthy techniques in his arsenal, most of them awkward and unconventional, but all effective.  At the end of the day, fighting is about dishing out as much damage as you can while trying to minimize the damage you receive in turn.  Ferguson has quite the toolbox to accomplish this task, regardless of how well they look by normal fight science standards.

For the sake of time, I'll only describe five of my favorite techniques of his, then briefly pontificate on a hypothetical fight with Khabib Nurmagomedov (I first wrote this article when they were supposed to fight).  Enjoy!

1. Reverse Roy Jones Jr Windmill Punch


One of Roy Jones Jr's favorite unconventional attacks is to wind up his right hand as his opponent watches, then unleash it at a random point.  He often hits his target despite how obvious the incoming attack is.  Jack Slack has a great writeup as to the technical brilliance of the maneuver, which is worth the read for anyone interested either in becoming a fighter or just having a deeper technical understanding of the game.

Tony Ferguson does something a little different, though.  He winds up his right hand Roy Jones Jr style, but then uses that as a distraction to throw his jab.  This technique was on prominent display against Kevin Lee during their fight for the interim title.  It's a great move for making your opponent look foolish when it lands, and since you're throwing your jab, you're throwing your quickest, easiest to land punch at the opponent. 

 
It landed almost every time against Kevin Lee, as Ferguson kept changing the tempo of when he'd throw the jab.  At one point he might throw the jab immediately after starting the wind-up, another time he might throw it after a couple full rotations. This variety is what allowed it to land so often.  In fighting, as with just about anything else, variety is the spice of life.

This is extra true at the highest level of MMA, where future opponents and their camps will be studying your past fights to look at what you like to do.  Going forward, I'd love to see Ferguson actually throw his right hand like Roy Jones Jr on occasion, rather than always just the jab.  Hell, why not mix in some push kicks/teeps, too?  It'd be intriguing to see Ferguson continue to delve into making an art of the spinning right hand distraction.

2. Intercepting Elbows


A lot of people say Jon Jones dominated the light heavyweight division because of how long his reach is.  That's bullshit.  If reach alone determined fights, Stefan Struve would be the UFC heavyweight champion, and betting odds on fighters would always favor the fighter with length.  What makes Jones special is that he knows how to use his reach.  So do many other fighters from the Jackson-Winkeljohn fight camp, including Cowboy Cerrone and Carlos Condit.

Ferguson, who himself is lanky for his division, must be paying attention to the techniques he's seen these lanky fighters use.  He employs a lot of their signature techniques, including holding out his arms to keep distance and even the rare intercepting knee.  His favorite lanky person move by far, however, is the intercepting elbow.

What's that?  An elbow doesn't seem like a good move to throw for a person with long reach?  They'd be better off trying to use their long range to throw punches?

Here's the thing: when you're a fighter with reach, the goal of your opponent is to close the distance and get in your face.  Your goal is to do whatever you can to keep that distance and not let them in.  Inevitably, however, your opponent will eventually close the gap every once in a while, no matter how good you are.  When your arms are lankier and longer than your opponent's, intercepting elbows are a great way to help against an opponent getting too close for comfort.  Especially if punches in the pocket aren't your specialty.  Ferguson has always used this attack against fighters closing in on him, but has really sharpened and used it more often in recent fights, particularly against Rafael Dos Anjos and Kevin Lee.

This, incidentally, could be one of the most helpful techniques for Tony in a hypothetical fight against Khabib.  It's no coincidence he started using this move more in recent fights, where Khabib has always been the one he'd be expected to fight next.  At the end of this post I'll discuss why this could be one of his most valuable moves against Khabib.

3. Triangular Footwork

Something cool that's been popping up more and more in recent years at the highest levels of MMA is changing stances.  Until the last few years, the only top level fighter who used to consistently switch stances was Anderson Silva.  Now a lot of elite fighters do it.  Mighty Mouse Johnson and TJ Dillashaw are two of the best at it.  Most fighters who switch stances do so the way those two do it: stepping with a single foot mid-combination.  That is, in the middle of attacking their opponent they'll step one foot out in order to attack from different angles.  The aforementioned Jack Slack has a excellet video about TJ Dillashaw's ability to change stances mid-combination.

Ferguson does his stance shifting a little differently, however.  He uses what in Arnis is called triangular footwork (it also resembles the ginga of Capoeira, aka "that one martial art that looks like breakdance fighting").  The concept is pretty simple.  Imagine a triangle under your feet, with two points in front of you and one behind.  Triangular footwork has you moving according to this grid at all times, shifting stances by moving your back foot forward and your front foot back.

Ferguson often uses this triangular stance shift from a distance, rather than in the middle of an exchange the way most fighters do.  The drawback of this approach is that you're not going to surprise an opponent by your change of stance.  They'll see you shift stances right before the attack and know "ahh, okay, they are now fighting as a southpaw."

The advantage, however, is that you don't put yourself at risk the way changing stances during a combination does.  No matter how good a fighter is, they're still vulnerable during that split second they change their stance, since they're in a brief moment of transition.  Ferguson doesn't have to worry about that at a distance.  Also, when mixed in with feints and level changes the way Ferguson does, the predictability of triangular footwork can be lessened.

4. Rubber Guard


One of the things Eddie Bravo has always talked about for jiujitsu-based fighters in MMA is the importance of having a "Carlos Condit guard" on the ground. After all, Carlos Condit off of his back is constantly fighting for either a submission or a sweep.  It's easy to forget due to his creative kickboxing style on the feet, but thirteen of Condit's thirty wins are by submission.  Even in fights that don't end by submission, his constant activity off of his back helps neutralize the offense of his opponent.  In his fight against Johny Hendricks, a close fight many (including myself) scored for Condit, he kept using his guard to make sure that Hendricks could do nothing with the takedowns he landed.

Tony Ferguson, a 10th Planet student who trains jiujitsu with Eddie Bravo, has clearly been listening to his instructor about developing that Condit guard.  His is constantly throwing up submission attempts from the bottom, as well as nasty elbows that do considerable amounts of damage (something which Kevin Lee has repeatedly said was the biggest surprise of the fight for him).  Only a few people in the UFC have a guard as strong as Ferguson's.

As a 10th Planet jiujitsu practitioner, however, my favorite specific move of Ferguson's from his back is definitely the rubber guard.  For those unfamiliar with the position, it's when a fighter swings their leg over the back of their opponent and grabs their ankle with the opposite hand.  In the picture above, Ferguson is in rubber guard because his left leg is slung over Kevin Lee while his right hand/wrist traps Kevin Lee.  Meanwhile, his left arm is hugging his left knee to make sure Lee can't simply twist out.

The rubber guard is great for a variety of attacks.  The omoplata that Ferguson pursued against Lee is one of my favorite moves from the position, though as we saw in the fight, opponents who know how to escape that move make it a dangerous gambit.  If they succeed in escaping the submission, they succeed in escaping your guard entirely.

What's actually most important about rubber guard, however, is that it prevents an opponent from posturing up.  When you have mission control (the default position in rubber guard shown above) you have total domain over an opponent's posture until they escape (which is hard to do until you start changing position for a submission).  Between the creative submission opportunities and strong ability for control, it's an excellent guard for any MMA fighter's arsenal.

5. D'arce Choke


For anyone who knows anything about me as a jiujitsu practitioner, you know my favorite submission is the d'arce.  It's a great move, especially for those with long arms. The reason is that longer arms make it easier for someone to snake their hands through in order to secure the choke.  It's an effective submission, but not as common in MMA as the more traditional triangle, rear naked choke, armbar, etc.

Ferguson has two things going for him when it comes to the d'arce: he has the fundamentals of the choke itself down to a tee and he has incredible setups.  When it comes to the fundamentals, the number one mistake most people make when going for the d'arce is not grabbing their outside arm's bicep/tricep area with the arm that sneaks under the neck.  Many people will try to go for the d'arce as soon as they poke their fingers through the hole between their opponent's neck and shoulder.

If that sounds confusing, check out 1:29 of the video I posted above.  See how his right hand grabs his left bicep?  That's exactly what you wanna be doing.  Most people get so excited to land the d'arce that they go for the choke as soon as their fingers poke through.  When you do that you're only digging your fingers into their neck, rather than your much thicker, much bonier forearm.  The choke loses significant potency. Ferguson does not make that mistake.
 

He also has incredible setups to get to the choke.  I won't cover any specific ones here because he has so many.  His signature one is from the snap-down, but honestly, I don't know enough about wrestling to talk about the nuances of how it works (for those who don't know my martial arts background, I have a few years each in striking and jiujitsu, but the closest thing I've done to wrestling is eight months of judo).  His more jiujitsu-y oriented entries (ie, those starting on the ground) are brilliant, though, and worth paying attention to for any submission grappler out there.

The most recent stats I could find on d'arce chokes say that as of July 30th, 2016, there were only eighteen d'arce choke finishes ever in the history of the UFC.  Three of those belong to Tony Ferguson.  In other words, in an organization that has had thousands of fights spanning back over twenty years, only eighteen of those fights have ended by d'arce as of 2016, and Ferguson had a sixth of those finishes.  That's pretty damn impressive.

The Real (Hypothetical) Challenge: Khabib Nurmagomedov

Let's talk about what to look for in Tony vs Khabib.

A lot of people are saying that Tony Ferguson will need to use his length to keep Khabib away.  That is technically true, and his excellent use of the jab-cross will indeed aid him in keeping Khabib away, as well his propensity to extend his arms Jon Jones style to keep distance Khabib, however, is not someone you can keep on the outside forever.  Like his training partners Cain Velasquez and Daniel Cormier, Khabib is an expert at mixing his strikes with his takedowns in order to close distance with relentless pressure.  Ferguson, meanwhile, is not exactly someone with what we'd call evasive footwork.  Barring a knockout in the early goings of the fight, Khabib will eventually succeed in closing the distance.

 This is where Ferguson's use of elbows come in.  When Khabib gets up close, Ferguson can use them to intercept Khabib as he comes crashing in.  A lot of people say this fight will be at its most interesting on the ground, and I agree, but we can't discount the in-fight or clinch, either.  Ferguson's intercepting elbows and wrestling background will give him a solid chance at blocking Khabib's takedown attempts long enough to land some good shots in the pocket.

That said, chances are it'll still get to the ground eventually.  This will truly be a treat to watch.  As mentioned above, Ferguson has one of the best guards in the UFC.  But will it be enough for Khabib?  It's hard to know for sure, but what we do know is that Ferguson won't just be laying passively on his back.  He'll be throwing elbows, hammer fists, and submission attempts without giving Khabib room to get comfortable, and he'll constantly be trying to break down Khabib's posture to get rubber guard.  It'll be a truly special battle.

Ferguson has to be careful, however.  Not just for the obvious reason that Khabib is a world class grappler who mauls opponents the way I maul dulce de leche ice cream, but also because Khabib will still have the edge in the judge's eyes even if their skills on the ground are equal.  MMA judges are generally wrestling-biased when it comes to scoring fights.  They often don't understand that an opponent actively, effectively fighting off of their back is beating someone who has top position but is simply being defensive.  Because of that, Ferguson still wants to keep the fight standing regardless of how much legitimate damage he can do off of his back.

It's a bummer we haven't been able to see this fight yet, but hopefully it comes to fruition.  For now, hopefully he does well against Anthony Pettis.